Boston United club secretary John Blackwell is absolutely convinced he didn’t forget to do anything at work today, impsTALK can exclusively reveal.

The popular General Manger has been suffering from a nagging feeling all day; a feeling that grew ever more pronounced as the clocked ticked towards the end of the day.

“I ordered another set of red and black biros, and I remembered to get some more tea-bags in,” Blackwell mused as he sat down for his dinner this evening. “I locked the back door - I’m sure I didn’t forget anything.”

In entirely unrelated news, the deadline for Unibond League clubs to submit their applications for promotion to the GM Vauxhall Conference passes tonight at 6pm.