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Boston's unlikely coup as Lilley signs
Boston United have pulled off the transfer shock of the close season with the signing of Derek Lilley from Livingston - but only after tricking the player into thinking he was signing for an American soccer team...>>MORE

Boston United announce manned mission to Mars by 2050
Bastock to captain Batemans XXXB-Explorer...>>MORE

‘Ice’ phenomenon takes town by surprise
Boston United staff and supporters reacted with ‘shock and awe’, as did most of England, after waking up to what experts call frost this morning...>>MORE

New stadium 'as likely as Britney Spears at Gliderdrome'
Boston United's plans to relocate to a new stadium were this week dealt another severe blow when Boston Borough Council said just six inches of land were available in the town for the club....>>MORE

Media in highly original 'Pilgrims Progress' headline shock
Media observers in South Lincolnshire were again stunned and amazed by the latest ‘Pilgrims Progress’ headline today, branding it a ‘blazing trail of originality through the crass mind-filth of today's clichéd mass-media’....>>MORE

Des Wood in sensational 'not real' claim
The wrangling over the ownership of Boston United took another dramatic twist last night when it emerged that Des Wood is actually a figment of the Inland Revenue's imagination....>>MORE

Thommo Speaks!
Boston's lucid manager on another disappointing defeat....>>MORE

United deny next home fixture 'Portuguese Only'
Boston United have denied that their next home fixture will be 'Portuguese Only' and access to people born and bred in Boston will be restricted....>>MORE



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