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'HOW COULD U HAVE ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN MR CHAREMAN?'
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Accrington-Boston relations hit rock bottom as D-Day arrives

The Football League has expressed concern over a letter received from a captured Barnsley centre-forward today imploring them to dock relegation-threatened Accrington Stanley 24 points.

The letter was received from Nathan Joynes, currently believed to be on-loan at basement boys Boston United of League Two.



State within a state? Joynes' own words underline greatness of Steve Evans


In the letter, Joynes asks, 'Isn't it time Accrington Stanley were docked 24 points for there(sic) wronGfullness(sic)?' while providing a glowing tribute to manager Steve Evans.

Football League chairman Lord Huthbert Dozy-Blazer told impsTALK he was 'concerned' about the circumstances under which the letter was written, before lapsing into a deep sleep shortly thereafter.

"Yes, concerning," he mumbled. "I'm sure we'll deal with Accrington appropriately, or something. You know old boy, I rather think I've over indulged on the old port...zzzzzzzzzzz....."

Joynes' is currently being detained in an 'undisclosed' location and isn't due for release until early May.

View the complete letter HERE.


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