impsTALK.co.uk | 2007/2008

Date	Comp	Opponent	Result	Score	Fanzine	Reports/coverage
August 2007
11/08	CN	Workington Town	W	2-0	Issue 4
14/08	CN	Harrogate Borough	L	2-3		Min-by-min
18/08	CN	Telford Moors	D	1-1		Min-by-min
25/08	CN	Hinckley Trinity	D	1-1	Issue 5
27/08	CN	Alfreton Hamlet	L	1-2
September 2007
01/09	CN	Big Bad Barrow	W	1-0
08/09	CN	Kettering RMI	L	0-3
15/09	CN	Redditch Town	W	2-0
19/09	CN	Tamworth City	W	1-0
22/09	CN	Burscough Celtic	L	1-2
29/09	FAC2Q	Buxton United	W	4-1	5	4
October 2007
02/10	SS	25 Away Fans Trinity	W	2-1
06/10	CN	Worcester	D	2-2
14/10	FAC3Q	Hinckley Trinity	W	4-1	f	f
20/10	CN	Solihull Borough	W	3-1
23/10	CN	AFC Nuneaton United	D	2-2		Crane penalty video
27/10	FAC4Q	Workington Town	L	0-1	5	5
29/10	SS	Kettering RMI	L	0-2		Min-by-min
November 2007
03/11	CN	Leigh United	D	2-2
10/11	CN	Volkswagen Motors	W	5-1
14/11	CN	Hucknall City	L	2-3
17/11	CN	Stalybridge	L	0-3		Min-by-min
24/11	FAT	Gateshead Athletics Club	L	1-2		Min-by-min
December 2007
01/12	CN	Southunsporting	D	0-1	2	2
15/12	CN	Worcester	L	1-2		SoccerX video highlights
26/12	CN	25 Away Fans Trinity	L	0-1
29/12	CN	Alfreton Hamlet	W	2-1
January 2008
01/01	CN	25 Away Fans Trinity	W	3-1
05/01	CN	Leigh United	W	5-1		impsCAST #10: match reaction
19/01	CN	AFC Nuneaton United	D	1-1		impsCAST #11: match reaction
26/01	CN	Hinckley Trinity	W	1-0
February 2008
03/02	CN	Hyde Town	L	1-2
09/02	CN	Telford Moors	W	2-1	Issue 6	Min-by-min
12/02	CN	Blyth FC	L	1-2		Min-by-min
16/02	CN	Solihull Borough	W	2-0
23/02	CN	Workington Town	W	1-0
March 2008
01/03	CN	Harrogate Borough	L	0-1
04/03	CN	Big Bad Barrow	L	0-1		Min-by-min
08/03	CN	Hucknall City	W	2-1		j
11/03	CN	Volkswagen Motors	L	0-1		Min-by-min
15/03	CN	Burscough Celtic	L	0-1
22/03	CN	Redditch Town	L	1-3
24/03	CN	Kettering RMI	L	0-1
29/03	CN	Southunsporting	D	2-2
April 2008
05/04	CN	Stalybridge	W	3-1
12/04	CN	Tamworth City	D	1-1
19/04	CN	Blyth FC	W	3-2
26/04	CN	Hyde Town	W	2-1

Home games are shaded

CN - Conference North
FAC - FA Cup
FAT - FA Trophy
SS - Some tinpot cup competition we weren't bothered about anyway

2006/2007 News
PILGRIMS SAVED Boston United’s future appears to have been secured after an extraordinary last minute deal struck with HMRC.... MORE

SAVE THE FACKIN' CLUB Boston United FC are in trouble. Big trouble. Big, big trouble. Big, big, big trouble. At the moment, it appears as though it’s a question of when – not if – it all goes belly up at York Street.... MORE

Boston United shoot down ‘dangerous’ Crane penalty BOSTON United officials today confirmed that a hugely ambitious project to shoot down a Tony Crane penalty miss that has been orbiting the globe since 2005 scored a ‘direct hit’ – potentially saving 26 lives across South Lincolnshire... MORE

BREAKING NEWS: TAYLOR ANNOUNCES BILLY MARSHALL SIGNING Boston United boss Tommy Taylor admitted he was 'thrilled' at today's SENSATIONAL capture of United old boy Billy Marshall on a free transfer.... MORE

ROLL UP, ROLL UP.... Kent-based malcontent Mark Isaac, in conjunction with the Independent Pilgrims Supporters Association (IPSA), has announced a special one-off evening of revelations, scandals and entertaining tales from the dark heart of British football with An Evening With Mark Isaac.... MORE

BOSTON ANNOUNCE NEW CLUB SHOP Boston United have today announced the opening of a SECOND branch of their official club shop after an old shipping container was found washed ashore at Gibraltar Point in the early hours of Monday (today) morning.... MORE

NEWTON 'SO SORRY' FOR FUN RUN WOODEN SPOON Boston United chairman David Newton has today apologised for his poor showing in the BUFCST 5k Santa Fun Run, telling disappointed fans: ‘The vice-chairman just didn’t run fast enough’...MORE

INTERPOL: THANKS BUT NO THANKS Interpol and UEFA have confirmed they are in receipt of a dossier handed to them yesterday by Boston United detailing an act of UNSPEAKABLE unsporting behaviour perpetrated by VILE Southport FC in a vital Blue Square North league match... MORE

BOARDROOM CRISIS SHOCK impsTALK can exclusively reveal in today’s breaking news update that crisis talks are set to take place at Boston United in a bid to resolve a growing rift between Pilgrims suits David Newton and Neil Kempster....MORE

TRUST LETTER LEAKED BUFCST's letter to the Football League, regarding the small matter of £130,000 of withheld tv dosh, is leaked to impsTALK... MORE

REVEALED! impsTALK can reveal that the mystery fan who was invited into the Boston United dressing room to berate the hapless Pilgrims was none other than Lucky Competition Winner Doug Hutson....MORE

Tell a story, Jackanory Completely above-board Crawley Town gaffer Steve Evans has announced extra dates on his UK tour, impsTALK can exclusively reveal in today’s breaking news update.... MORE

2006/2007 Features
Here you'll find stuff that isn't half-baked satirical dogshit. Some of it might actually be an attempt at informative writing. We're kidding no-one.
2007/2008 in review
2007/2008.... best and worst Andy Butler, Ben Grant, Johnny Chapman and Adam Hildred share their best and worst moments of the 2007/2008 season..... MORE

Ten Questions..... Duncan Browne The Boston Standard's aquamarine loving newshoud looks back at the 2007/2008 season with impsTALK krazee end-of-season ten question quiz thing.... MORE

Ten Questions..... Ken Fox Ken Fox takes five minutes from designing something unfathomably clever and top secret, like a laser powered traffic light or something, to answer impsTALK's absurd end of season questions.... MORE

Ten Questions.... Adam Upsall impsTALK hound and Leeds-based Leeds-type person (although we shall not hold that against him) Adam Upsall drags himself away from the 'Buy A Mac!' soapbox to answer a few of our krazeee end of season questions….. MORE

Ten Questions.... David Wardrobe A large wooden wardrobe, presumably a self-assembly job from Ikea, rounds off the ten questions feature in impsTALK's obligatory 'zany' entry.... MORE

Other stuff
JON SOTNICK - A TO Z Sinister Sheffield Wednesday - MONORAIL! - chairman-in-waiting (yeah, he wishes) Jon Sotnick takes time out to - MONORAIL! - answer his A-Z questions - MONORAIL!.... MORE

MyInsolvency.com A natural extension of My Football Club, my insolvency™ has been carefully crafted by our world-class team of dedicated, profiteering entrepreneurs to appeal to the type of person who would willingly toss an envelope stuffed full of scrubby notes our way in exchange for access to a screen of tick boxes and radio buttons.... MORE

Boston United Television With relegation to the Conference North, Boston United Television has been forced into making the kind of cutbacks that make the BBC look like an employer in the midst of a recruitment drive. Starting with the logo. But never fear, as BUTV isn't about to start compromising the quality of its service. Well, maybe a bit..... MORE

Steve Evans - FANZONE ANSWERS Cast your eyes over Steve Evans' Fanzone entry for the Pilgrims Matchday Magazine - exclusive to impsTALK.... MORE

impsTALK goes to Tournament Nobody Gives An Eff About 07 A summer devoid of football could well stretch into a year devoid of football if Standing Alone and Lavaflow don't pull their fists out- sorry, we mean fingers. Eager to address the lack of action, impsTALK took a few days off to watch the future of English footballing failure in Holland, although thankfully didn't stick around for the penalty shoot out.... MORE

York Street bootleg video now online Eat into your broadband download limits with a four part video of Barry Pierpoint's gig at York Street, captured in its entirety.... MORE	'Come fly with me'

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