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impsTALK hound and Leeds-based Leeds-type person (although we shall not hold that against him) Adam Upsall drags himself away from the 'Buy A Mac!' soapbox to answer a few of our krazeee end of season questions…..

Moment when it first truly hit home that ex-Football League giants Boston United were having to slum it with part-time tinpot pub teams
On checking the fixtures and then seeing we were due to play a Garage and a Moor.

Club where you had to check your normal hilarious banter about rat/dog burgers upon the sudden and somewhat horrific realisation that the burger was indeed a rat/dog patty
Harrogate Town, always a worry when there is no queue for food.

Club with toilets so unutterably dreadful you'd rather let your bladder swell up and pop in a grotesque explosion of urine rather than enter and risk contracting cholera even though a split bladder is actually a very serious medical ailment in its own right
I'm still in therapy over Peterborough's so I avoid toilets in football grounds now for my own safety and sanity.

Adam is a lover of fruit

Away support at York Street that most closely resembled the abject, piteous air of a group of captured Polish POWs in World War 2 awaiting their imminent execution next to the trench they've just dug in a muddy field two miles north of Gdynia
All bar Telford and Kettering, shame on the rest of you. Shame.

Tommy Fackin’ Taylor’s Fackin’ Quote of the Fackin’ Season
'He (Jon Stephenson) will never play for me again' seven days before playing him (Jon Stephenson) ....again.

Biggest pothole encountered (pitch or carpark)
Gainsborough, to be honest the PLACE is a pothole.

Your nomination for the 07/08 Andy Butler 'It Can't Get Much Worse Than This, We Should Be Tonking These Two Bob Village Outfits' result of the season
You would expect a defeat, but no. Leigh 2-2, we were facking TWO UP!

Your 07/08 player of the season written in a code only you understand
I love him. But not in a gay way.

Best service station
Any where you bump into a football fan who does not recognise the shirt.

Leaving aside for the moment UK law concerning deliberate acts of violence culminating in the death of another person, who, in your blood-crazed fantasies, would you skewer with a ricin-tipped umbrella at a bus-stop if United go belly-up in the summer
Doug Hutson, he took away Ken's moment of glory. He will die someday, sad, lonely, desperate and in great pain.

More end of season bobbins....
Duncan Brown
Ken Fox
2007/2008 - how was it for you?

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