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ROLL
UP, ROLL UP....
Kent-based malcontent Mark Isaac, in conjunction with the Independent
Pilgrims Supporters Association (IPSA), has announced a special
one-off evening of revelations, scandals and entertaining tales from
the dark heart of British football with An Evening With Mark Isaac.
The
ex-Boston United Trust secretary and Pilgrims freedom fighter will be
taking to the mic to entertain his captive audience at the Carpenters
Arms on Thursday 24 January, recounting his frequently hilarious scrapes
and brushes with club, its holding company and the authorities, before
engaging in a much anticipated Q&A session.
“Mark Isaac is a name that will inevitably be linked forever with
changing the course of football history in Boston,” Isaac told
impsTALK this afternoon. “By exposing the brutal truth of financial
imprudence for the whole world to see on internet forums, I single-handedly
saved Boston United from the scrap yard.
“So now, I’ve very kindly agreed to return to Boston, for one night only, to spill the beans. From the 26,598 SMS text messages sent to the Boston United board between 2004-2006, to the Gee Evans Sportsbar incident and Jim Rodwell pissing on my shoes – it’s all coming out! Again!”
Isaac,
voted Companies House Customer of the Year 2007, will then
answer questions from the floor before half-heartedly supping on a pint
of Batemans XXXB and making haste. Tickets are free.
He today refused to respond to speculation that the evening would, in
fact, be a warm up event to his rumoured musical The Sound Of Isaac.
“I’m
not saying a word,” an unusually coy Isaac told impsTALK. “My
lips are sealed. Not a word. I can’t. It’s all hush hush.
Ok, I’ll text you. What’s your number again? Actually, don’t
worry – I’ve already got it.”
What the critics say....
‘Stop e-mailing me’ – David Conn, The Guardian
‘Your message has been blocked by the intended recipient(s)’ – MIME Spam Filter