impsTALK.co.uk | 2008/2009 Predictions

Ken Fox, rocket scientist

When Ken isn't working on discovering new planets, new types of road junction or top-secret stuff we can't tell you without killing you, he's supporting Boston United. So here are his picks for the new season....

Who is going to walk away with the 2008/2009 NPL title?
Bradford Cemetery Road.

What are your realistic expectations for Boston?
A flying start will result in them topping the table but a dodgy run-in will
see them slip down the table and they will just scrape into the playoffs.

Which away trip are you most looking forward to?
The short trip to Guiseley on the bus.

Which team do you most want to see Boston absolutely tear apart 12-0?
Crawley Town in the FA Trophy semi-final.

What's the worst joke you've ever heard?
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a pint of Batemans………. and some of those pork scratchings."

The barman says, "Sure, but why the big paws?"

Who would win in a game of Monopoly: sinister ex-Boston chairman Jon Sotnick or sinister Bradford Park Avenue(1988) chairman Bob Blackburn?
Jon Sotnick - he would borrow Steve Evans' "Get out of jail free" card.

Will you be taking the Harry Ramsden's fish and chip challenge in Guiseley? If so, provide an estimate of time elapsed between first forkful and last forkful, to the nearest second.
Nah, they're nowhere near as good as Eagles.

Which away trip would you happily gouge your own eyes out to avoid?
A visit to the Neanderthal encampment in Ilkeston.

Which is your favourite ship built by the world famous Cammell Laird shipyard?
HMS Rodney You Plonker

Who is going to be Boston's key player this season?
Kieran Leabon should unlock most defences in the Unibond League.