Here
at impsTALK Towers, our team of world-class football comedians
are always seeking out fresh, exciting and innovative ways to
humiliate Boston, Boston United, Boston United’s players, Boston United’s
staff, Boston United’s facilities, fans, websites, fanzines,
opponents and, most importantly of all, Bob Blackburn, for the
benefit our vast and sophisticated audience of nine people stumbling
across the site while looking for adult material.
But like most things in its miserable life, impsTALK
is frequently outwitted and out-thought by those capable of doing a
better job than it, and the 08/09 season was no different. For this
year, Boston United donned the funny cap and, with a deft comic touch
sadly absent from these pages for several years now, treated us all
to a richly entertaining display of such buffoonish incompetence that
Tommy Cooper, were he not dead, would have been proud to call the work
his own - and rightly so.
Still. We’d have had to
take on the task of rounding up 08/09 at some point, so we might as
well crack on and make a start. First up, we have Boston Standard’s
crack newshound Duncan Rich Havana and United’s resident
rocket scientist Dr Ken Fox answering our now world famous Ten
Questions (or Nine
Valid Questions,
if you discount the now-obsolete question about Steve Welsh’s
future as the manager). And if you fancy having a bash at them
yourself, feel free to have a go and e-mail them to us at the usual address.
Ten Questions..... Duncan Browne
Boston's premier hack gets stuck into our Ten Questions >> MORE
Ten Questions..... Ken Fox
Dr Fox reckons this season wasn't as bad as THAT season. You know,
the one where HE was in charge.... >> MORE
Ten Questions..... Johnny Chapman
Johhny's thoughts on the 2008/2009 disaster..... >> MORE
Ten Questions.... Adam Hildred
Wee Adam takes time out from hitting a tiny rubber ball at a brick
wall to answer some shit questions we sent his way.... >> MORE