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Boston United's sudden 'sorting out' of the long-standing FA fine has baffled a number of fans. How DID David Newton suddenly clear that huge outstanding fine? Well, now impsTALK can exclusively reveal the not-particularly SENSATIONAL truth behind the REAL story of what ACTUALLY truthfully REALLY happened, with this leaked document (click image to enlarge)....
THE OFFICIAL impsTALK CHAMPIONSHIP MANAGER APPLICATION PACK – COMEDY GOLD ASSURED, OR YOUR MONEY BACK!* So, Boston United are, finally, searching for a new gaffer. By telling Tommy fackin' Taylor to sling 'is fackin' 'ook back daaahhhhn saaaarf, they joined that long-list of 99.9999% of the world's football clubs that have fired a manager in the past 18 months.	Oh the hilarity: You're hired!

But spare a thought for the fox-murdering, cigar-smoking, brandy-swilling, Jag-driving, steel-flogging Tories in the boardroom. For football chairmen, the worst thing about sacking a hopeless manager isn’t paying off an incompetent goon with cash that would otherwise have been diverted into a Cayman Island ‘holding’ bank account. That’s the easy bit.

By far the most undesirable consequence of embarking on yet another quest for yet another incompetent goon is the unavoidable task of wading through literally dozens of comedy job applications from comedy fans enclosing comedy CVs detailing their fictional, and frequently comical, achievements on Championship/Football Manager.

Of course, in many cases the comedy of such applications merely masks a sincere belief on the part of the applicant that they actually could manage a football team. After all, being a football manager must be a bit like being the drummer in Glasvegas: irrespective of ability or experience, everyone knows that they could do a better job than you. And in the case of drumming for Glasvegas, they’re absolutely correct.

Here at impsTALK, one of south Lincolnshire’s least-visited websites, we believe it is the God-given right of every football fan to submit at least one hilarious and side-splittingly comical Championship Manager application during their otherwise miserable lives.

After all, if you can’t make your chairmen’s life a misery by posting details of his house on the internet or by rumbling his plan to torch the Main Stand in an elaborate insurance scam, then you might as well waste some of his time. So, with that in mind, we are delighted to present your complete comedy application pack!

Simply download the attached covering letter and CV, fill in the blanks, and send to your favourite club. It really could not be easier! LOL! LOL!! LOLLLOLOLOLOL!!!! ROFFFLOLOLOL!!!!!

Covering Letter download [PDF]
Comedy CV download [PDF]

* - no money back

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It is fair to say Boston United fans aren’t really feeling the love for the man in charge of Boston United, Tommy fackin’ Taylor, at present. And little wonder, for the Pilgrims’ dismal struggles in the NPL thus far in 08/09 have been every bit as enjoyable as the average episode of Gilmore Girls….. READ ON