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impsTALK.co.uk >> 2008/09 >> Rough Guide > Leigh Gene-What The Hell Are You Laughing At, Sunshine? We're The Most Progressive Non-League Football Club Since The Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth-sis FC (Formerly A Club That Wasn't a Total Cocking Laughing Stock, Formerly Horwich R.M.I But Let's Not mention That, Eh?) 2008 Ltd
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Some Massive Barn We’ll Never Fill, Sponsored By X-Box, And Nike, Leigh |
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IS NO SUCH THING AS LEIGH RMI. REMAIN LOYAL OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE YOU CARE ABOUT. |
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| WE HAVE A KIT DEAL WITH NIKE. THEIR BRAND VALUES MATCH OURS. WE ARE LOYAL TO BRAND NIKE AS YOU MUST BE TO LOYAL TO BRAND GENESIS. | ||||
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BRAND GENESIS BOASTS A WORLD CLASS SPORTS VILLAGE FOR A WORLD CLASS CLUB. PICK FROM ANY ONE OF 542,015 EMPTY ROWS. STRETCH YOUR LEGS. BUT AT NO POINT MISTAKE YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR HORWICH. OR A RAILWAY. THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** |
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The football revolution** We’re green*** We have a world class stadium**** We have a unique tie-in with Nike***** BE A PART OF OUR EXCITING NEW BEGINNING****** |
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LEGAL DISCLAIMERS * - Not actually a revolution ** - We have Steve Bleasdale as manager, so ‘football’ is a relative term *** - © Microsoft **** - World class equates to utterly empty ***** - We ordered some Nike kits off the internet but have dressed it up to make it look like we have some kind of merchandise deal, a bit like Manchester United or the New York Yankees. ****** - this is our 156th new beginning and the fans still won’t come. |
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