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North Ferriby United
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>> 2008/09 >> Rough
Guide > North Ferriby United
Club
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Grange
Lane
Church Road
North Ferriby
Humberside
HU14 3AA
Telephone:
01482 634601
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prices: |
Adults
– £7
Concessions – £4
Kids under 16 – £1 |
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Who
the hell are North Ferry River? |
For
the sake of convenience, much of the information on these rough guides
is inevitably gleaned from Wikipedia, the often badly written, discredited
open-source repository of half-arsed knowledge. But that’s okay,
because we’re in a league that is, by its very nature, half-arsed.
And perhaps no other club entry sums up the half-arsedness of the
Northern Premier League than the opening sentence of North Ferriby’s
which states: ‘North Ferriby United were formed in 1934 as a
result of a village meeting during which it was decided that it would
be a good idea to form a local football team’.
Hell yeah! ‘A
good idea’! That’s passion, right there. Not recorded
on the Wiki page is what else happened at the meeting: the village
committee decided it would be a ‘good idea’ to plant
five new shrubs in a flower-bed recently cleared by Mr Campbell-Reeves,
the retired teacher who had taken up gardening as a means to escape
the evil clutches of his wife; that it would be a ‘good idea’
to fix the broken light bulb in the kitchen and a ‘absolutely
marvellous idea’ to paint the fascia boards.
The club folded
some years later, only to be reformed after the war, when they entered
the East Riding Amateur League. After a number of years winning,
the club entered the Northern Counties East League. Promotion would
have been secured in just their first season but the usual ground
problems kept them where they were. However, the necessary work
was completed in time to allow their 85/86 title win to be rewarded
with elevation to the top NCEL division.
The club’s
trophy cabinet was, in the mean time, being stuffed with the 1991
NPL Presidents’ Cup and various East Riding Senior cups. The
cabinet almost saw the addition of a prestigious national cup –
the FA Vase – in 1997, but a hefty 3-0 defeat at the hands
of Whitby Town meant North Ferriby had to console themselves with
runners-up medals.
The
club was finally promoted to the Unibond League in 2000, with the
club having completed the necessary work on their ground. Five years
later they were celebrating another title triumph having won promotion
to the Northern Premier, and they were unlucky not to win promotion
to the Conference North in 2006/2007, with only a playoff defeat
to Farsley Celtic standing between them and an all time high in
the pyramid system. This is, clearly, a team on the up. |
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Claims
to fame
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Er.
Dancing
goat, anyone?

North
Ferriby fans! Don't sit there in shaking your head with incredulity
because we couldn't find a single connection between your club and
Big Proppa Football! Let us know you once employed a lad whose dad
was once cuffed around the ear by Brian Clough while being called
'young man' by sending us an e-mail! |
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Last
three seasons |
2007/2008
– 15th in Northern Premier League
2006/2007 – 13th in Northern Premier League
2005/2006 – 5th in Northern Premier League |
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Where do they keep getting caught offside? |
| Grange
Lane, as if you didn't know that already. Here are two images of
the ground:


And
if that's left you drooling for more hardcore Grange Lane action,
clickity click your browser HERE. |
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Is
North Ferriby really THAT close to Hull? |
Yep!
With a population of barely 4000, North Ferriby is quite
literally a village – albeit one situated on the outer western
fringes of Kingston-Upon-Hull.
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village sits in the shadow of the bridge that spans the vast
expanse of depressing, brown murk we call the River Humber and,
as you might already have guessed, the name is derived from
the ferries that connected North Ferriby with South Ferriby
back when the Danes were settled in the area building boats.
According
to the Wikipedia entry, ‘several members of the rock/indie
rock band, TripManhattan, live in the village’ –
a fact we’re absolutely sure was not added by a member
of rock/indie rock band TripManhattan. |

She's a beaut, mate! |
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