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On occasion, impsTALK breaks free from the shackles of life following a tinpot pub team in a tinpot pub league and explores the wider football world. Or, indeed, the world. We don't get out often, but when we do, we're sure to write lots of words about it and stick it here for your 'enjoyment'.


Incredibly Inept Defending Of Our Time
A brand new and almost certainly very irregular series detailing moments where Boston United’s defenders offered as much resistance as a platoon of French soldiers issued with orders to surrender. #1 - Paul Bastock

Great Short Term Emergency Loan Deals Of Our Time
There are the legends: Kabia. Cook. Bastock. Munton. There are the weirdos: Kabia. Bastock. Gascoigne. Crane. There are the starlets: Elding. Norris. Armstrong. Nuttell. And then there are the non-descript no-name loanees who arrived in Boston, startled and frightened, like war-time evacuees. Join impsTALK in celebrating these mercenary lunatics... #1 - Luke McCormick

What if....?
An occasional feature devoted to imagining our leaders as they might be in another profession.... #1 - Steve Evans

Interviews
Actual FACE TO FACE discussions with the GREAT and the GOOD. Ok, well, one discussion. With Lennie Curtis. But we hope to one day expand this section... Lennie Curtis Interview

Boston United Television
Boston United's brave new media world... BUTV 1 Featuring XXX Hoof Babes LIVE! 10 minute freeview, and Breakfast With Blackwell. BUTV 2 Featuring Back to the Futcher III and Life on Pluto. BUTV 3 Featuring Seconds From Liquidation and Steve Evans: The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name. BUTV 4 Featuring Mock The Homeless and Short Term Emergency Seven Day Loan Deal, Or No Short Term Emergency Seven Day Loan Deal? BUTV Spring 2008 Featuring You've Been Craned and The Price Is Undisclosed.

Minute-by-minute reports
The complete index of impsTALK min-by-min reports, if you can't be bothered to trawl through the archives.... MORE

impsTALK goes to......
*impsTALK goes to.... the 2008 Women's FA Cup Final* Women! What are they good for exa- (snip! Mrs impsTALK)…. MORE

*impsTALK goes to.... the 2007 UEFA Under 21 European Championships* A summer devoid of football could well stretch into a year devoid of football if Standing Alone and Lavaflow don't pull their fists out- sorry, we mean fingers. Eager to address the lack of action, impsTALK took a few days off to watch the future of English footballing failure in Holland, although thankfully didn't stick around for the penalty shoot out.... MORE

*impsTALK goes to.... the 2006 FIFA World Cup*

Videos
Some shaky handheld footage of various things. We wouldn't bother looking at this page if we were you..... MORE