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08/09 Predictions
Legendary
Boston United fanzine From
Behind Your Fences is sadly
defunct, but with the pageantry and fanfare
one might associate with a Spice Girls reunion
world tour, impsTALK has wheeled out FBYF’s
editor, Richard O. Smith, to take part in our
pre-season predictionisation feature.... MORE
And
don't forget you can all of the other predictions
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It's
been a long time coming: impsCAST 12
Want to hear two blokes chatting in a
car park on a Sunday afternoon about Boston United
saying 'y'know' every two seconds? Don't
answer that. But
DO listen to the first impsCAST of the new season
as we review the demotion and preview the season
ahead.....MORE |
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08/09
Predictions
Picking a prospective winner from
a two-bob provincial amateur league like the Northern
Premier League is impossible.
It's a bit like trying to pick which Guided by
Voices album is the best: it’s impossible.
It cannot be done.
Many have tried. All have failed. But we're going
to give it a damn good go, if only because we're
a bit bored of writing the rough guides and need
a break..... MORE |
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2008/2009
Rough Guide
Frickley Athletic,
Guiseley
and the NPL
itself are the latest, hapless victims subjected
to a vicious hate campaign in the Rough
Guide.... MORE |
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Laird
hit back. Or at least try to.
'Dave', presumably a Cammell Laird supporter, has kindly taken
time out to write to impsTALK and give us a few more details
on his team and the town in response to our rough
guide of a few days ago.
Take it away Dave:
"Where also famous for Paul 'O' Grady Aka Lilly Stavage,"
he sniffs. "Paul Heaton Of The Housemartins
and Beautiful South Fame Lived 2 Miles From Rock Ferry In
A Place Called Brombrough And His Father Played For Everton
And Tranmere. Elvis Costello Singer When To School On The
Wirral. Omd Pop Group From The 80s Where Form On The Wirral.
Which is all excellent stuff. But what really irks David,
it seems, is our crass lack of knowledge when it comes to
the area's shipbuilding heritage. This is, clearly, unforgivable.
"And For The Ship Building We Had Ships That Help Sink
The Pride Of The German Navy The Bismark!," Dave
roars, his hands now pummeling the keyboard in volcanic rage.
"Try Putting Cammel Laird In A Seach Engine And You Be
Surpraise What You Find Out About The Place. They Also Have
Won A Contract With The Royal Navy That Worth A Billion Pounds"
A billion pounds? Why, that's almost as much as Bankrupt
Park Avenue's weekly wage bill.
Dave continues: "And I Bet The Team You Surported
Is A Run Down Slum Of Ground In A Crime Ridden Area. Full
Of Single Mothers And Druggies.
P.s Duffy Not From Rock Ferry Her Relative Are From Rock Ferry."
Cheers for that Dave - you've given us a real insight into
what we can expect if we make the trip over to your neck of
the woods.
Incidentally, if you happen to be a visiting fan and want
to add any more details to the rough guides, feel free to
send us an e-mail. The guides are are work in progress and
we'll add more info as appropriate. And more insults if you're
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My
Muddy Valentine |
The
Northern Premier League. We shouldn’t have to put
up with this. We’re a Football League club for God’s
sake. Well, Football League in all but status, facilities,
finances, past legal accounting and crowd size. Never mind
the fact we’re lucky to be here at all: we’re
big time. We’re above all this non-league tinpottery.
So clue up on the 'teams' we're dragging ourselves to next
season with the 2008/2009 impsTALK NPL Rough Guide.... MORE |
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Essential
Guide to..... Boston |
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you wanted to know about the town of Boston but were not even
slightly bothered about asking..... MORE |
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Boston
United history |
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Evans, Evans, Evans, BUST.... MORE |
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