SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING TO OUR BELOVED BOSTON UNITED.... AND MY GOODNESS, WE'RE GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A JOLLY NICE CHAT ABOUT IT

YOU ARE INVITED TO IPSA'S OPEN MEETING, ASSEMBLY ROOMS, BOSTON, OCTOBER 2008 WHEREUPON AN INITIALLY CORDIAL GATHERING OF CONCERNED FANS WILL DESCEND INTO PETTY INFIGHTING, SCURRILOUS BICKERING ON INTERNET MESSAGEBOARDS, NAME CALLING, MUDFLINGING AND GENERAL SHIT STIRRING BY ALL SIDES. REFRESHMENTS INCLUDED.

MEETING CHAIRED BY SURREY-BORN MR MICK HUBCAP
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WELCOME
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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COFFEE BREAK
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ARGUMENT
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REFRESHMENTS
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REFRESHMENTS
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ANY OTHER BUSINESS
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PLENARY DISCUSSION: 'MY EGO IS BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO'

THE BAR WILL THEN REMAIN OPEN UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE NETWORKING DESCENDS INTO AN ALL-OUT FISTFIGHT AND THE POLICE ARE CALLED