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Leigh Gene-Stop Laughing At The Back, We're Actually Being Serious-sis FC (formerly Leigh RMI, formerly Horwich RMI, formerly a club with a shred of dignity)

impsTALK.co.uk >> 2008/09 >> Rough Guide > Leigh Gene-What The Hell Are You Laughing At, Sunshine? We're The Most Progressive Non-League Football Club Since The Dinosaurs Roamed The Earth-sis FC (Formerly A Club That Wasn't a Total Cocking Laughing Stock, Formerly Horwich R.M.I But Let's Not mention That, Eh?) 2008 Ltd

Club Details
ADDRESS: Some Massive Barn We’ll Never Fill,
Sponsored By X-Box,
And Nike,
Leigh
 
Club History

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LEIGH RMI.

THERE IS ONLY BRAND GENESIS.

REPEAT: THERE IS ONLY BRAND GENESIS.

YOU MUST BE LOYAL TO THE BRAND.

REMAIN LOYAL OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR THOSE YOU CARE ABOUT.

 
Claims to fame
WE HAVE A KIT DEAL WITH NIKE. THEIR BRAND VALUES MATCH OURS. WE ARE LOYAL TO BRAND NIKE AS YOU MUST BE TO LOYAL TO BRAND GENESIS.
 
Empty stadium

BRAND GENESIS BOASTS A WORLD CLASS SPORTS VILLAGE FOR A WORLD CLASS CLUB.

PICK FROM ANY ONE OF 542,015 EMPTY ROWS.

STRETCH YOUR LEGS. BUT AT NO POINT MISTAKE YOUR SURROUNDINGS FOR HORWICH. OR A RAILWAY.

THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS *** THIS IS GENESIS ***

 
Remain on message
Join the revolution*

The football revolution**

We’re green***

We have a world class stadium****

We have a unique tie-in with Nike*****

BE A PART OF OUR EXCITING NEW BEGINNING******


LEGAL DISCLAIMERS


* - Not actually a revolution

** - We have Steve Bleasdale as manager, so ‘football’ is a relative term

*** - © Microsoft

**** - World class equates to utterly empty

***** - We ordered some Nike kits off the internet but have dressed it up to make it look like we have some kind of merchandise deal, a bit like Manchester United or the New York Yankees.

****** - this is our 156th new beginning and the fans still won’t come.
 
 

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