Fuck that. Simply subscribe to Skam Multiroom®, and you can lock yourself away in utter isolation to watch your favourite television shows, away from any kind of physical human contact.

With Skam Multiroom®, your nine children can watch Babestation Extreme +1 in one room and you can lock your partner in the basement to daydream about trips to the Maldives she’ll never be able to afford on Skam Travel - all while you gawp at monstrously over-paid teenagers running around a football pitch on your HD-ready plasma screen.

And why can’t your partner afford trips to the Maldives? Because she let you subscribe to the impossibly expensive Skam Multiroom® so she can watch shows about the Maldives on Skam Travel +1 while you watch Skam-endorsed Premiershite football, that’s why.